"Watch out for the crack heads asking for change"
"Slowest drive thru I've ever been to and the workers hate their lives and are rude as hell"
"Do a keg stand... or five!"
"Catch up with Susan and have a Margarita! You might even get a little puzzle action"
"Don't let Lisa catch you with your shoes on!"
"Big Daddy and Jamaaican come pre-packed around here. Don't forget to tip!"