"Excellent downtown burger joint. A step above HERO Burger. Call in beforehand to save time as they are cooked to order."
"Great selection. Try to push your limits on the spice scale."
"Suicide wings are mild. Turn up the heat!"
"Avoid any more than minimal interactions with this environment. Bottled water at snack kiosk only recommendation. All else is merely a microwaved food substitute rejected from correctional facilities."
"For the seasoned winger, good quality but generally low heat wings. Suicide wings did not cause a shed tear around the table."