"Yes, that's a real Chuck Close portrait of Brad Pitt."
"Perhaps the cleanest apartment in the Village!"
"If you lift up the shade, you'll find the cleverly-hidden air conditioner!"
"The couch is really a bed!"
"Little known fact: with the Hue app on your phone, you can control all the lighting!"
"Remember to take off your shoes. It's the polite (and sanitary) thing to do."