"The mayor is wicked hot."
"Not as skanky as the name leads you to believe."
"Comfy bed although slightly unstable."
"Great hosts. Well mostly Nathan. Colin is often drunk and insults new comers. Beware."
"Prosciutto and Brie all day. Have that with a Lemonata and wrap up your meal with a chocolate chip cookie and a latte."
"The mayor here is a tyrant. A real douche-diggler."