"Free WiFi accessible around here"
"Drink menu doesn't state prices, and the waiters push for you to drink more... Great combo to make a hole in your pocketbook. If you like drinking, do it at home. Come here for $8 per half ice drink"
"Some players are too lazy to find errant fliers that surpass the fence. If you have a dog or need some orbs to smash, check for some free tennis balls"
"One of the few Citi branches around here. All the Citi atms nearby dont do deposit, so come here for that"
"Worst lines ever, due to lame Fremont-San Jose passerby wanting to avoid the bustle of their local WallyWorld. We need more associates checking out late..."
"The cat attacks randomly"