"They have soy milk! Their ceiling fans are small and efficient."
"The guy at the front hates his life."
"The music is a good volume."
"Waitress said we were too drunk to get more drinks. We reduced her tip to 5%. I guess we're not too drunk to do math."
"They didn't have my size :("
"Great ice cream. Someone should tell them they have grass growing on the walls though..."