"$4.99 breakfast specials for hotel stayers. Eggs Benedict is where it's at!"
"Won't be likely to stop here again. Rude counter staff, ruder customers. Seems everyone in LaPine comes here for lunch, super crowded. How do you forget the burrito in a burrito kids' meal?"
"If you have mobile coupons (Entertainment, for instance), don't bother. They'll just tell you they don't know what to do with them."
"Eat BEFORE you arrive. All the food is awful."
"Best burger joint in town, WAY better than Five Guys."
"You really are paying for the view, which is fantastic, but maybe not worth the cost. Blandest fish and chips."