"Ping pong gets intense here, just becareful to not lean on the table or you may end up on the floor..."
"Watch out for deer... They're dangerous."
"Great food, awesome pizza and outstanding chicken, always a must when in town."
"Ladies be warned if you walk in and have a sudden urge to get naked it is quite ok."
"I recomend staying away from the elevator on the north side of the building. Try the south side there is a pair and they are more reliable."