"for a great wholesome fun, da great wild wild wet. Hv a splashing gd time. Cheap deals 4 members."
"Watch the hidden clauses very carefully. They are not stinktel for nothing. Read carefully before u sign."
"Yummy sugar cane drinks from stall 34 Lau Yang Fruit Juice. Look for Mary."
"Boycott Da Hua Minced Meat noodles. screwed up service."
"Since u r here, chk out hilton hotel imperial mooncakes avaliable at taka b2 this mid autumn."
"If you need to seek divine help, 大二爷伯 is available every Saturday evening at 9pm. Queue might be long, so come around 8pm to get yourself registered. Who knows 4D strike this weekend for u?"