Andria

"I waited in line for an entire hour on an early Thursday afternoon. The agent said Thu-Mon is their "weekend." I wish my weekends were 5 days long."

"Their hollandaise sauce is a joke. Eggs benedict arnold."

"Ask if you can keep your beer bottles or something, because last night we were overcharged by 5 or 6 beers."

"Order a cheddar burger. They're amazing."

"Positively perfect dirty martinis"