"The bus will either be 30 minutes late, be stuck in traffic for 30 minutes, or both."
"The cafeteria serves better food than anywhere in U de M. The main building is nicer than anywhere in U de M. You get the idea."
"Large terasse that's right on St-Denis, cheap beer, great vibe - what else can you ask for?"
"This place is hands down the greasiest place I've ever eaten. Too greasy for me, but if you can handle grease, then eat away!"