"I hate this place and I want to die. YEA FINALS WEEK YEA."
"Robbers tend to enjoy staying away from here. It's real nice"
"There's a guy in my Spanish class right now with a black button-up vest. Clearly he has more swag than you"
"Do you want to be successful? Try a steak biscuit. Before Bill Gates founded Microsoft, Mark Zuckerberg founded Facebook, Steve Jobs founded Apple, they had steak biscuits"
"Really good BBQ at Tony's. They have a lot of beer in their beer cave in the back. Good stuff"
"Prothro doesn't work here anymore. They're also really mean about helping poor college students who lose their debit cards"