"Best damn sammies in Uptown! Try the Irish Dip or Salmon BLT."
"Best selection of disc golf gear in the city, hands down!"
"All you can eat lunch special is excellent, just keep in mind the rolls are four pieces, not eight."
"Half price wings on Wednesdays!"
"Keep the gym lookin' straight, re-rack your weights."
"We are... The coolest mutuafunkers on tha planet... My my..."