"You have to touch both cats in order to check in."
"Did you like Nerdhaus? You'll love House of Charm even more!"
"Sit at the far end of the bar for a front-row seat to the octopus butchery!"
"The outdoor tables are charming, but the comfort food is top notch. I recommend a bottle of bordeaux and la boeuf avec gnocchi."
"Get a dog with everything. The crunchy bits make it."
"Beware, the spicy dishes are genuinely spicy, unlike many other Asian restaurants in Seattle."