"Got to get the Guildford breakfast and peppermint tea. Phenomenal."
"Get their special coffee. Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuck! Wired as... The deconstructed cheese cake is the best desert ive ever had!"
"Never had a laksa while country music was playing... Need's more chilli to takeaway the pain..."
"This is great! Check the specials board - some of it is gourmet and you'll leave happy. Ask for Ray Lamontage and you'll get a coffee when you meet Dieter the owner."
"Use the telescope after two glasses of champagne. Ayers rock's easy to spot..."
"Ask for their chilli sauce! It's home made and uses the hottest chilli's in the world. The container has a skull!"