"Noooo.. not again. Damn u Murph....."
"Don't sit on the machines and socialize by talking on your cell or texting.... Someone of us are here for a reason.... To work out, not socialize."
"The troll wanted to be friends with me. Found out he is from the south, he loves grits."
"Stolen mayorship from Murph... Woot woot"
"If your a teacher you better bring a pay stub and ur teaching certificate."
"Al keeps me looking fresh..."