"Write your name followed by the phrase "loves to dougie" on the chalk board and get a free glass of Cristal on Wednesdays."
"Great gluten free pizza, wifi, and power outlets!"
"Never come to a concert here. Horrible bar situation. Huge rip off."
"Buy 2 bottles of Fireball while wearing a Tebow jersey, get a third bottle free! Offer only valid Mondays JAN-MAR 2013"
"¡Taco Barco! Let them choose for you!"