"This place is fucking awesome. Not the traditional American Chinese food but REAL Chinese. Don't be a pussy. Order the nasty bits. That's the good stuff."
"Shady in the best way possible. Homeless people in the parking lot. Old white racists at the bar and laundry list of people that would be great in a "Don't Do Drugs" ad. I wish I could live there."
"Cool place. Very laid back. There is this old bastard that comes in who is a gigantic Phillies fan who just won't ever shut up. Other than that, it's a quality establishment."
"Quality burgers. I will definitely be back."
"Not as rapey as I thought it would be."
"It's nice and it doesn't seem like there are a lot a guys hiding behind trees waiting to rape you. That's a plus in my book."