"If you are by yourself you don't rate a table so belly up to the bar or walk down the street to a more inviting establishment."
"Some goods friends stopped coming here because they saw a roach on the wall. Every restaurant in DC deals with these - right? Like this tip if you think they should come back."
"OMG! TSA Pre! Go through security with your shoes, belt and dignity intact. This is worth every dollar. Get it now!"
"Free Mulch. Who doesn't like free?"
"Love Tribles. It's like the Three Stooges here. No one at the counter off on a smoke break. When a guy showed up he walked away to go to lunch in the middle of the sale."
"The food is so so. A nice spot to stop and recharge. Make sure you have a seat in the shade."