"The best caramel apples! Really good quality apples and great chocolate caramel coating- with pecans or cashews is best!"
"Beware the super pretzels at the snack bar. Rock hard, taste like salted cardboard. I wonder how many days they have been spinning in that case..."
"If you need help with a part just go home and research it online. The basement dwellers working there are equally likely to be no help or make the situation worse."
"The employees milk cows on-site to-order for your milkshakes. Or at least that's my assumption judging by the wait times in drive thru."
"Watch out for 6 inch hairs in your wrap !"
"Random guy standing in there having a conversation with everyone. No, not buying anything, just hanging out. 8pm Saturday night...strange"