"Get ruder and ruder the later at night you go here."
"This is definitely not the same quality, atmosphere, or food as the downtown location."
"Please don't sit on the chairs in the locker room naked. I don't come to your house and rub my balls on your couches."
"Don't bother sitting at the bar. The worst service you could expect. It's a bar, if you want me to spend money, Don't ignore your customers."
"The renovation finally brings this location up to speed!"
"Don't replace your fries with onion rings. It costs $2 extra and you only get 5 onion rings."