"Not too slow for a White Castle."
"Sometimes the food is just bad. Not very consistent."
"Be prepared for disappointment."
"My appointment was scheduled for 40 minutes ago. Just sitting in a room. Haven't seen the doctor yet."
"Spent 8 minutes in the drive-thru. They were completely out of fries and then put mayo on the veggie burger. Just keep driving to the next one. You'll get your food faster."
"Where are all of the bathrooms!?!"