"If you are named Anna, you should fuck Rickys brains out."
"Get tattooed by Danny Reed!!!"
"Go here. See Kristy! She's cute and an amazing artist:)"
"Eat the chicken fried tofu! It's delicious."
"Cool water on a hot day with lots of beautiful people:)"
"So many awesome events, try Terror Tuesday for a $1 or Master Pancake ala Mystery Science Theater 3000."