"Most disgusting hotel I've been to in a while. There was semen on my sheets, went to the basketball court and turned purple from lack of oxygen, musty and stale, smells like someone died"
"The only thing good about this place is a certain man that lives here."
"Yum! So happy to have a sushi place in town finally!"
"Intro to mass media professor is never on time!"
"Macgyger in jalapeño cheddar with provolone cheese... Best hangover cure I've ever had and so tasty!"
"Chicken 'N Waffle = Best food ever after a few beers, or maybe more than a few. Nom nom nom!"