"Mr Fong, can't spare a smile for customers and mumbles with responses. Do you have this? No. What's under warranty and what isn't? Mumbles something into his comp screen. Bad bad bad."
"Pretty horrid Thai food. Not fresh. But speedy."
"The yellow shirt waiter with his collar turned up, is SUPER rude. Like he belongs in Petaling Street."
"DO NOT COME HERE. BAD HYGIENE STANDARDS."
"This place has the worst hygiene. Crumbs on a newly set table, lipstick mark on glass, plastic wrapper in their soup. WTF."