"Did you hear about the guy who swallowed scrabble pieces? His next crap spelled disaster."
"Use the "charge it" station at the Star Tribune state fair booth which fully charges most phones in less than 10 minutes!"
"Star Tribune's new entertainment app "Going Out" debuts today. A resource that helps you to find the best entertainment options whether you're planning ahead or being spontaneous!"
""Her name was Ana-Lucia Cortez, she was my partner before I made detective. Dark hair, gorgeous. Maybe you knew her... maybe you met her on the plane, before it took off?""
"Please don't give your shirt to Sawyer"
"Don't piss off Danielle Rousseau."