"Don't order the chicken Caesar salad... the chicken has no flavor and the lettuce is chopped like coleslaw. Awful!"
"Remember to pick up the VIP coupon book for extra savings!"
"Watch out for the cat vomit and poo...sneaky bastards!"
"50%off all pink sticker items. Good time to stock up on clothes! Better than boxing day!"
"Someone/something vomited in the elevator.....EWWW!!!"
"Takes forever to get here when u r running late....and I'm always running late"