"Get cash on the spot for your old cell phones, tablets and mp3 players."
"All soap/body wash is the same,mounted to the wall. No real shampoo or hair conditioner. If you forger or need anything you will have to buy it from a vending machine. Wifi password is rvis2006."
"Spa suite on site, jacuzzis are in every room."
"Get a side of schwarma sauce for your fries....Om Nom Nom :-)"
"Don't go to get photos if you're in a hurry. Slower than molasses on a cold winter day."
"Free coffee on Saturday's with purchase!"