"The Sicilian calamari is the BEST you'll ever have!"
"This airport sucks ass. Watch for gate/concourse changes because they change frequently without announcements! So far 3 changes from one side of the airport to the other."
"Wear your Prada sunglasses and a nice watch and the Southern charm comes out and you get all kinds of compliments! :-)"
"$1.50 washes (any temperature) and free detergent on Sundays and Wednesdays."
"Best Italian sandwiches on the West Coast, hands down! Leave the posers behind!"
"Best antipasto around! Add a little grated cheese, salt & pepper and voila! The chicken parm is awesome too."