"So glad I discovered the chicken schwarma here. The balsamic lime vinaigrette dressing on top compliments the spices wonderfully. Be careful though, you can't do a 50/50 with two different meats."
"20% off lumber for those with 9 fingers or less. Fridays only."
"Thank God the spinach and goat cheese frittatas are back. It's been too long since I've enjoyed one over some green tea while gazing upon Pulaski Highway."
"The quiche selection here is abysmal and I can't believe they don't offer creme freache."