"This car wash sucks ass. The vacuum was $1 a minute and there was still soap on my car upon exit of the wash cycle. Fuck this car wash. Fuck it up its stupid ass."
"What a great house to stay in! Two story deck with plenty of bedrooms and bathrooms. Stayed a week! Great beach area to swim, fish and lay out in the sun. Top deck is the best for dolphin watching!"
"Slowest McDonald's ever. Get your shit together. It's fucking McDonald's not rocket science."
"Strawberry in a waffle cone with sprinkles. Boom!"
"The Chateaubriand is BEYOND amazing. Best steak in town for the price."