"Sit at the counter and just enjoy the banter between the regulars and the awesome folks at the counter!"
"Can't beat homemade pop tarts"
"Flaming cheese! Flaming cheese! Flaming cheese!"
"Make everyone at your table order something different so you can taste the whole menu! It's amazing!"
"You must order the patatas bravas and pork shank! Best I've had *anywhere*"
"Tried the spiced wine on a rainy day-it will warm your soul! Free wi-fi Mon-Fri."