"The el toro burrito is amazing! I like the all chicken version!"
"Who let Ryan become mayor?!?"
"Best ice cream in Saginaw! Open till 10 pm! Spring break is the BEST!!!"
"They just got a credit card machine! This changes everything!"
"I hear there is a stray cat nearby named Bianca. Make sure to check out her mustache."
"Get the campfire sauce on everything."