"The forest is indeed magical"
"What I love about Gloria Jeans is that it isn't Starfucks."
"This represents the cultural Abyss into which humanity is rapidly sliding. If you want to loose all hope for a better future, then this is the place to be."
"The playground adjacent to the station is a great place to hide or set up an ambush on unwary victims"
"Strathfield is spelt wrong."
"Air Force 1s for as low as $40!!!"