"Free neck trims between haircuts! Be a gentleman and leave a tip though."
"Read the signs when you get off a train to know which exit to walk towards"
"Big fan of their ancho chile vegetarian burrito"
"The worst business in the history of mankind. Comcast is a disgrace to the term Customer Service."
"If you haven't tried Yoga Tree sign up for a $20 intro pack for 3 classes."
"Vending machines have been moved to B1 near the garage door. Not sure what was wrong with the old perfectly good location outside the gym."