"If you get court time and no one goes on after your allotted time, your allowed to stay on for another 10 mins."
"Norman is a great guy. Very helpful. The stringer has strung many pro players."
"Consider yourself lucky if the Morgan Freeman lookalike takes your ticket stub"
"There are really 5 tennis courts here. One court has no net."
"Watch out for the old lady that has a high pitched voice. It's hard not to laugh when she speaks!"