"Super Heebster. Pastrami lox. Anything. Everything."
"Beer. Only weirdos drink wine here. Do they even have wine?"
"Amazing $6 happy hour menu."
"The Beastie Boys, Elliott Smith and Ben Gibbard all ate here and so should you."
"If you don't get the grilled octopus, the kale salad and the Speedy Romeo pizza, you must be a masochist."
"You're traveling up there, go for the 8 course. Same amount of food as the 5 course, but more variation and totally worth it."