"If you want lunch, call it in an hour before. This bartender is likely the worst of all time."
"Always fun to try to figure out what the bartender is wearing."
"Avoid getting karate chopped in the testicles. If so, bow to your sensai and say thank you."
"Bartender working on sunday night spends more time on cell phone then serving drinks. Left without getting a single drink in 5 minutes. Plus she was a very ugly human being."