"Should be called legs because of all the short skirts walking in!"
"The brilliance of the entire staff wearing blue T-shirts declaring 'ice cold costa' with no cold beverages on the menu!"
"Food court downstairs, not the restaurant on the upper level."
"Mussels are crap. Not properly cooked. Half the pot was not worth it."
"Good food and very friendly service."
"Very friendly service. Decent food."