"Make yourself at home at our cozy apartment! We don't have cable, but the antenna picks up some interesting channels!"
"Surprised this store is even open anymore."
"This Walmart, just like any other, has horribly long lines. They have over 40 registers but there's never more than 10 open."
"Their sweet tea isn't very sweet."
"Great environment but HORRIBLE service. Expect to be here for a long time."