Ash

"The customer may always be right, but not here.."

"Good exchange rate for colones. Looking for córdobas? Head on to San Juan Del Sur, the exchange rate is better and constant, more so than at the border"

"Try the papas caseras with breakfast, they make a really nice change from pinto. Also make the most delicious watermelon juice I have tasted. Really authentic."

"Just watch out for taxi drivers that may try to convince you that the buses are full in an attempt to sell you a "shorter" ride for $80. If you need help ask the police."

"The food is great but we warned DO NOT PAY BY CREDIT CARD. Too many "mistakes" have been known to happen here."

"The supermarket just down the road sells the most awesome fresh bread ever!"