"Staff is nice, friendly, and gentle; and they let you watch Netflix (on closed caption) during fillings!"
"This means I'm back in Ohio, staying at my parents' home... and miserable."
"Church starts at 10AM, then stick around for coffee hour - it's always more thank coffee!"
"Open 24/7, so stop by at non-traditional times to have your pick of washers and driers."
"If you come here with enough white friends, one of the other patrons will inevitably ask, "Are you guys from the cast of Real World?""
"Be nice to the receptionist and turn your cell phone off!"