"I've had excellent care here. The Hospitalists are all pretty great. Thankfully they were able to catch my issue early on, this probably saved my life."
"HAPPY HOUR! Woodchuck on tap, baybeeee!"
"The cops here like to think that they are Barney badasses, so don't speed. Don't even go 1 mile over the posted limit. And god forbid you should roll through stop sign. Just go slow."
"Beautiful, serene place!"