"The waitress in the big glasses is a beeeeyootttcchhh!!"
"So much fun! Just DONT trust the clown!!"
"The seat on the edge of the bathtub is prime."
"Best parties happen here"
"This is a very nice place and very cheap. I suggest everyone try it. Start with the $10 membership. No contract. Nothing to lose."
"Best school in town! If you're considering a private school, check out ECS. I love the teachers and staff here :)"