"Try the Kale Salad. It needs no additions. It's perfect like it is!"
"Always get #5 ketchup. It's the sweetest."
"Don't bother ordering tea at this place. They never ever have it. I'm pretty sure they don't make it all day just so they can use it as an excuse to be dicks to their customers."
"The sale rack is always awesome!"
"Come for the games, stay for the cookies."