"This bank is the worst. They charge you for everything, including withdrawal slips! Bank anywhere but here!"
"Worst rest stop in Ohio. Eat outside at the picnic tables-it's way less depressing than eating inside."
"They have Oxbow bunny supplies cheaper than anywhere else in town!"
"Friday nights are old man karaoke nights. Lots of Elvis and Frank Sinatra!"
"Best sopes in the area!"