"Get the Monte Cristo - turkey, ham and Swiss sandwich dipped in French toast batter. Awesome for your arteries!"
"Try something new with your kids and come learn how infants and adults develop speech and music skills!"
"Light meal with a variety of sauces to add flavor. The two guys slaving in the kitchen are also adorable."
"There's free food and drink in the fridge. Take as you please!"
"Better than the East Side!"
"Try the Pesto Tagliatelle! It's the best in town!"