"Come here for Monty Python's brews in a chalice and the best of Michael McDonald on the speakers."
"Do yourself a favor and get the savory brunch donut on special - only available on the weekends."
"Stand under a white noise machine. Close your eyes and you might as well be on the beach."
"Great PBR - though I think there is only one waitress for the entire bar."
"Two of the best items on the menu are the Paneer Makhan Masala and the Cilantro and Rock Salt naan. It's a perfect pairing!"
"The wineless sangria is excellent, but make sure to order two pitchers at a time. The service is slow!"