"This Starbucks sucks. They never have enough people on staff an they take forever. Ugh"
"My drink literally took ten minutes. Get more employees. Kthx"
"People here are inconsiderate and don't pull forward when you are in line for gas."
"Don't come past our gate. The dogs will bite you in the buttcheek"
"Go to Ashley Dingess' desk. She is the Coolest. Yea boi"