"Men's bathroom is basically a human cat litter box. Beware."
"1.5 hours and still no food. NEVER AGAIN!"
"If you want awesome service, get in your car and go to Walsh's on 7 and Beech. Belle Tire quoted me $1000 to replace an entire rack and pinion set that only needed a new steering part for $200. Run!!!"
"Try yummy rolls. They're...... yummy."
"Ask for Mary, she's the shit."
"Check out the sweetest deck in Detroit..."